Mistresses Quotes
Alex: You just look so athletic.
Joss: It's actually more of a metabolism thing than a being in shape thing.
April: So I'm "the most stunning woman he's ever met" but he's terrified of my package.
Joss: Which sadly, that's not a euphemism.-
Harry: You're up early.
Joss: And not hungover. Thank you very much.
Harry: Welcome to what we normal people call Wednesday.
Do you have anything to say to us in any of your languages?
Joss
Screw me if you want to screw me but don't do it like this.
Dom
Karen: Do you do things, you know, after work I mean?
Jacob: Like solve crimes?
Harry: We are kind of stuck here for the foreseeable future.
Savi: There's no place I'd rather be.
I appreciate the romance, I do but what reality are you living in?
Harry
Dom: What is it that you want?
Savi: I want things to go back to the way they were before.
Dom: This is the way it was. This is it. This is us.
Savi: Then it needs not to be.
What was I suppose to tell him? On the way to our date some trash showed up on my doorstep with my cheating ass husband's biracial spawn.
April
You remove your own hair from your hair brush every time you use it. There is no way Karen Kim left anything behind.
Savi
Who would buy us? We kind of suck.
Joss
