What am I supposed to do? Let him go back to Australia because the thing that brought him here slept with a coworker, got pregnant with his baby, nearly died and then, what, chose the other guy?

Joss

Let’s hope that’s not how the universe works. You can’t help who you love,

Ben

Oh, honey. Your love for Dom has nothing to do with your feelings for Harry.

Joss

Sometimes the things that are shiny on the outside aren't so shiny on the inside.

April

Who knows? I find no comfort in who knows.

Joss

April: We all agree it's going to be horrible.
Karen: Absolutely
Joss: Worst night ever.

Oh crap, are you married because I don't do that anymore.

Joss

Savi: I am such a badass.
Zack: Not if you say it.

Deep down you know this can’t end well. Which is probably why you’re telling me about this now, so I can tell you to stop.

April

No matter what part of the story you tell the story is the same and in that story I am betrayed and duped and naive and I don't want him to see me like that.

April

Nice to meet you Scott. My boobs are fine so I'm going to go find the bar.

Harry

Three words. Free Botox.

Kira

Mistresses Quotes

Customer: Is this the sexy sheet section?
April: This is the satin section. What's sexy to one person is a slippery elbow in the face to someone else.

Savi: Where's your wedding ring?
Harry: It's in my pocket.
Savi: Put it on.