I told you you wouldn't see it happening. You'd just suddenly find yourself here, on the losing end of this game.


Karen: I have a guy. A PI I used last year with the Elizabeth situation.
April: Well there's an endorsement.

I'm saying that I need to learn how to be with someone who just wants me. I really want that someone to be you.


Dom, as much as I hate to admit it, totally has it together. He doesn't need you. He just loves you.


A couple of weeks ago he wanted to have a baby with me and today he was very smiley and extremely generous with baked goods.


I can't stop thinking of April. I want to buy her a pony.


I need to see what cuts I can get my hands on.


Yours were way more popular. Like sluttiest girl in school popular.


I lived here for three full months after Paul died. Sort of died. I hate him.


Her baby's ugly honey and somebody's got to tell her or else it's going to get crucified on its first day of school.


One, get your ass off my case files. Two, in order to be friends I would have to trust you and I will never, ever trust you.


He knows me. The good, the bad, the ugly, the awful and he, he still wants me. Maybe all the more because of it.


Mistresses Quotes

Customer: Is this the sexy sheet section?
April: This is the satin section. What's sexy to one person is a slippery elbow in the face to someone else.

Savi: Where's your wedding ring?
Harry: It's in my pocket.
Savi: Put it on.