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Mistresses

Sometimes you've got to break stuff to make stuff.

April

Karen: I lost Savi.
Joss: It happens. She's very small.

Savi: Do I sound crazy right now?
Dominic: Well, yeah but lucky for you I dig crazy.

Harry: Does throwing parties actually constitute a career?
Joss: It does if you live in Los Angeles.

When you cheat death you're suppose to carpe diem your face off but I don't know what that looks like or how to do it.

Savi

That's what happens when you go online. The dregs of society show up at your door and take you to places like miniature golf and karaoke bars.

April

Don't forget the brief coma. Those were some of the best conversations you and I have ever had.

Joss

I'll probably be OK. I'm more of a cry on the inside kind of a person.

Karen

I love you, Savi. I have for a long time. I just needed you to know that.

Dom

I don't care who the father is. I choose you, Savi. I always choose you.

Harry

You're my love. You're still my love.

Harry

Elizabeth: To her you were nothing more than a pathetic child with a misguided crush.
Sam: Yeah, then why did she sleep with me?

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Mistresses Quotes

Stop right there before i Jezebel your ass. You my friend are a grown woman and if the Universe is going to punish you then the Universe is a sexist pig.

Joss

Customer: Is this the sexy sheet section?
April: This is the satin section. What's sexy to one person is a slippery elbow in the face to someone else.

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