Three words. Free Botox.


Your food is great and all that jazz but truly, this. This face is what all the ladies what and half the gentleman.


When was the last time you were even on a date. I mean, a real date that wasn’t with a patient or his kid?


I can't keep holding on to something that doesn't exist any more.


Karen: It just doesn't feel right.
Joss: Well it certainly looks right and I say that as a former lesbian.

Not many people know what to say to a person who's been shot at but you, you were good.


Well, she's not ugly.

Joss (about Toni)

Toni: You really know how to bounce back from a crash, mamsita.
Savi: Well, I try.

Fine, if you can't talk to her then text her. That's why texting was invented, to avoid any chance of intimacy.


Are we talking about the same Jacob who reported you to the psych board to have your license suspended?


Her cleavage is like a whole other person in the room.


This is ridiculous. I don't even know you and you're feeding me.


Mistresses Quotes

Customer: Is this the sexy sheet section?
April: This is the satin section. What's sexy to one person is a slippery elbow in the face to someone else.

Savi: Where's your wedding ring?
Harry: It's in my pocket.
Savi: Put it on.