Modern Family

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C'mon Jay this is my farewell tour Trick-or-Treating in the neighborhood, I have to go out strong.

Manny

Yeah, I'm just water-washing my hands.

Manny

Sexy people go crazy too you know. Read a people magazine.

Haley

I only used it once, and that was to take a torte out of the oven.

Manny [on his baseball glove]

OK, every once in a while you say that thing about the twig, and I need you to know, that bothers me.

Mitchell

Mitchell: There is no easy way to ask this, but are you all high?
Claire: No Mitchell, we're happy.

It's obvious mom, you use Halloween as a way to show people you have edge. It's like accountants who buy are Harley.

Alex

Jay: This is embarrassing...
Gloria: For the both of us.

Don't get me wrong the Dunphys have some great days, we just have some trouble stringing them all together.

Claire

Jay: So you don't think I look like Ben Franklin?
Gloria: Oh yes! That's who it is! The man from the hundred dollar bill. My favorite!

Cam: Oh my God! It feels like we have one mind and one heart.
Mitchell: And one chair.

Haley: Did anyone see my leopard print skirt?
Phil: I saw a leopard headband on the stairs.
Haley: That's it.

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Modern Family Quotes

What could be more natural than your mother’s tongue in your ear?

Gloria

It's a body spray called Sex Grenade. One of the divorced dad's in the hotel recommended it.

Luke