Favorite Modern Family Quotes
Claire: Who's Victor? We never heard about him.
Haley: Oh because I knew you'd never let me go out with an ex con.
I think I’m recording the game but you can never know. The last time I got 6 hours of Bravo.Jay
Haley: You’re super green!
Mitchell: I know! I’m recycling a dollhouse, I recycled a child.
Cam: Well, technically this is your fault because we were afraid our marriage was getting as boring as yours.
Mitchell: Though based on your outfit, we need to work a little harder.
I'm going to teach him the real version, not the Colombian version. We actually use the pieces to play the game, not smuggle stuff out of the country.Jay [on teaching Manny chess]
Can you imagine? One minute you're happily married, the next minute you're completely by yourself.Phil
Did he trump me? You tell me. He made a painting out of a photograph one time. I have hand picked a card, drawn a heart in the steam on the medicine cabinet, and taken Claire to Fritelli's, a family style Italian restaurant, for 17 years in a row...yeah, he got me. He got me.Phil
Jay: Hi hunnie.
Gloria: I got in trouble.
Jay: Whatever she did, add it to my tab.
Calm down, you know I grew up around many animals. One time a rooster attacked me and my mom rung its neck and we had it for dinner.Cameron
Wow so intense. I had no idea the kind of pressure you were under. Hunnie, I was just you for two hours, I could barely hold it together. I don’t know how you don’t have a meltdown everyday.Claire
Does he have a mallet? Then how does he get hit in the head?Gloria
Mitchell: I had to settle.
Cameron: Well, your mom might think so, but some think I'm a catch.