Favorite Modern Family Quotes
My other daddy says your yard looks like a litter box.Lily
Jay: Why do you look like that when I look like this?
Manny: My friends say it’s because of your money.
I think I’m recording the game but you can never know. The last time I got 6 hours of Bravo.Jay
Haley: You’re super green!
Mitchell: I know! I’m recycling a dollhouse, I recycled a child.
Jay: Hi hunnie.
Gloria: I got in trouble.
Jay: Whatever she did, add it to my tab.
Wow so intense. I had no idea the kind of pressure you were under. Hunnie, I was just you for two hours, I could barely hold it together. I don’t know how you don’t have a meltdown everyday.Claire
Manny: You have to face it Jay, one day I’m gonna be moving out of this house.
Jay: Can I get that in writing? Cause I just can’t shake this image of a 30 year old you, eating my food and cuddling with my wife.
Gloria: Boys should never stop cuddling their mothers.
Jay: I’m gonna have nightmares!
Is this what you’re gonna do with your life? Sleep late and take a selfie?Claire [Haley]
Phil: He seems like a real go-getter huh?
Haley: Why cause he goes and gets things?
Look, I have no problem drinking. I can literally do it standing on my head. But A ,not with my parents. Plus also I needed to stay sharp because they were obviously up to something and I was in no mood. I barely got 10 hours of sleep last night.Haley
We didn’t say Grace, we said on your marks, get set go.Cam
Jay: I’m waiting for a phone call from my doctor’s office. Please rate your prostate exam. Would you say you were satisfied?
Gloria: I hope you weren’t!