Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Modern Family Quotes
It's gonna take more than that to ruin a morning that started out with a whipped cream smile on my waffle.
Phil
Life's too short to be ruled by fear. What do you say we get you the right dryer princess?
Phil [to Cam]
This was a huge mistake. I am jammed in the backseat with a hairy Peruvian biter. It's spring break '92 all over again!
Cam
Usually when everything's normal, people don't respond in perfectly rehearsed unison.
Mitchell
Do we have to put the toilet on the counter? I take my afternoon coffee here.
Manny
He's grown up drinking from a breast bigger than his head. I don't think he scares easy.
Jay [about Joe]
What have I said about sneaking up on me? I could've been shaving. This could've been a Sweeney Todd moment.
Mitchell
Cam: I present to you the Asian for any occassion, the clown that will invert that frown, the dynamic duo of Fizbo and...
Lily: Lizbo!
Mitchell: Are you not hearing that?
Cam: We're working on the name.
Jay: You know I raised two fully functional children.
Gloria: You have two kids that I don't know about?
Looks like someone has an issue with anger franagment!
Mitchell
It is really nice to be liked for who you really are pretending to be.
Mitchell
This is a place of business. She needs to throw a tarp over those bounce houses.
Jay
