Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Modern Family Quotes
Haley got married? She is in so much trouble!
Luke
Let's review. She's been moody, eating weird food, getting nauseous. She left in the middle of the night for a wedding chapel in Vegas with her secret love, and most suspicious of all, she bought a book!
Claire
Wait, I just thought of something! I’m going to be the first woman in my family not to get pregnant and drop out of college.
Alex
The minute they got rid of rotary phones, everything went to hell.
Jay
If you can't beat em, drone em!
Phil
Manny: Hey, that's my bike!
Luke: We're all making sacrifices. I'm wearing a monokini.
She may not have gotten our talent, but she didn't get our self-consciousness either.
Cam
Luke: What are you constantly looking at on your computer?
Alex: Is that a question you really want people asking around here?
Wait, does that mean you also didn't like my bagpiping? Is that why we have Luke?
Phil
That is literally the nicest gesture I have ever witnessed. And I'm from Canada.
Kaplan
Phil: Then today it's, "everything I can do you can do better."
Luke: No, I can't.
Phil: Yes, you can.
You're obviously going to get into one of those snooty schools, and sometimes you're gonna come in second. Or fourth. Or maybe even tenth. But you're gonna dust yourself off, maybe put on some lipstick for once, and keep going.
Haley
