Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Modern Family Quotes
We'll be on her like white on rice... which might sound racist because we're white and she, presumably, like rice.
Cam
I'm just a boy trying to bring style back to travel.
Manny
Kenny: Hey I don't think we've met I'm Kenny.
Alex: And I'm disgusted.
You know, when you get a massage, you sound like a Tijuana prostitute.
Jay
You're all the porn I need.
Phil
Take it down a notch. We're just trying to make a friend not initiate a three-way.
Mitchell
If an accident does happen, I hope he kills me, because I don't think I would be a very inspiring disabled person.
Cameron
Cameron: I remember once at a New Year's Eve party, stroke of midnight, he high-fived me. Two problems with that: One, gays don't high five. Two, gays don't high five.
If this so-called Santa Claus doesn't bring me a burgundy dinner jacket, I'm going to have a big problem.
Manny
Are you doing sex?
Luke
Leave it to the gays to raise the only underachieving Asian in America.
Mitchell
You win an Oscar. You buy a Golden Globe.
Cam
