I'm just a boy trying to bring style back to travel.

Manny

Don't be disrespectful Luke, anybody could do it with Gloria.

Phil

We'll be on her like white on rice... which might sound racist because we're white and she, presumably, like rice.

Cam

If this so-called Santa Claus doesn't bring me a burgundy dinner jacket, I'm going to have a big problem.

Manny

Cameron: I remember once at a New Year's Eve party, stroke of midnight, he high-fived me. Two problems with that: One, gays don't high five. Two, gays don't high five.

I got scared because the cabinet didn't fall down.

Luke

Take it down a notch. We're just trying to make a friend not initiate a three-way.

Mitchell

You're going to find somebody because you're an amazing girl Katie, you're the whole package, I just prefer someone who has one.

Cameron

Are you doing sex?

Luke

This whole thing is a colossal fog cue.

Jay

If an accident does happen, I hope he kills me, because I don't think I would be a very inspiring disabled person.

Cameron

Sweetheart I would love to be wrong, but I don't live with the right people for that.

Claire

Modern Family Quotes

By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.

Jay

You're like a mob wife. You complain about what I do, but have no problem wearing the fur that fell off the back of the truck.

Mitchell