Favorite Modern Family Quotes
You're all the porn I need.Phil
I'm just a boy trying to bring style back to travel.Manny
You know, when you get a massage, you sound like a Tijuana prostitute.Jay
Take it down a notch. We're just trying to make a friend not initiate a three-way.Mitchell
If this so-called Santa Claus doesn't bring me a burgundy dinner jacket, I'm going to have a big problem.Manny
I got scared because the cabinet didn't fall down.Luke
Cameron: I remember once at a New Year's Eve party, stroke of midnight, he high-fived me. Two problems with that: One, gays don't high five. Two, gays don't high five.
You're going to find somebody because you're an amazing girl Katie, you're the whole package, I just prefer someone who has one.Cameron
Gloria: I'm pregnant.
Claire: You're gonna get so fat!
If an accident does happen, I hope he kills me, because I don't think I would be a very inspiring disabled person.Cameron
This whole thing is a colossal fog cue.Jay
There's no reason you should stay upright, but it just works.Jay [to Gloria]