I'm just a boy trying to bring style back to travel.

Manny

Don't be disrespectful Luke, anybody could do it with Gloria.

Phil

You know, when you get a massage, you sound like a Tijuana prostitute.

Jay

If this so-called Santa Claus doesn't bring me a burgundy dinner jacket, I'm going to have a big problem.

Manny

Cameron: I remember once at a New Year's Eve party, stroke of midnight, he high-fived me. Two problems with that: One, gays don't high five. Two, gays don't high five.

I got scared because the cabinet didn't fall down.

Luke

Take it down a notch. We're just trying to make a friend not initiate a three-way.

Mitchell

You're going to find somebody because you're an amazing girl Katie, you're the whole package, I just prefer someone who has one.

Cameron

This whole thing is a colossal fog cue.

Jay

My gaydar is never wrong and it is pinging like we're at a bathhouse.

Mitchell

Perhaps I'll be Reginald Appleby. An English gentleman in town for a polo match.

Phil

Sweetheart I would love to be wrong, but I don't live with the right people for that.

Claire