Favorite Modern Family Quotes
There's no reason you should stay upright, but it just works.Jay [to Gloria]
Leave it to the gays to raise the only underachieving Asian in America.Mitchell
You're going to find somebody because you're an amazing girl Katie, you're the whole package, I just prefer someone who has one.Cameron
Perhaps I'll be Reginald Appleby. An English gentleman in town for a polo match.Phil
Okay just because my uncle is clearly gay, doesn't mean he'd ever want your tacky pink tree. And frankly, we'd rather throw some lights on our coat rack than have to deal with knuckledraggers like you, today of all days...December 16th.Alex
Are you doing sex?Luke
My gaydar is never wrong and it is pinging like we're at a bathhouse.Mitchell
You know what I might just go crazy tonight and hook up all over him.Alex
Well, my white-man name is Tucker. I am 1/16 Cherokee. Ready for child to soar like eagle.Cam
Claire: What's that in your hand?
Luke: Jagermeister. Dad said it would make girls wanna kiss you.
Hey, the world needs more dreamers Luke. Never stop licking things.Phil
She's being facetious...sarcastic...Dylan no stay!Alex [to Haley]