Favorite Modern Family Quotes
Sweetheart I would love to be wrong, but I don't live with the right people for that.Claire
This whole thing is a colossal fog cue.Jay
You can insult a lot of things about me - my hair, my voice, my balance-board exercises - but don't insult my selling. That crosses a line. What line? Oh, you don't see it? That's because I just sold it!Phil
I brought you some soda, but I couldn't find any straws, so you'll have to drink it like cats.Luke
Okay just because my uncle is clearly gay, doesn't mean he'd ever want your tacky pink tree. And frankly, we'd rather throw some lights on our coat rack than have to deal with knuckledraggers like you, today of all days...December 16th.Alex
If an accident does happen, I hope he kills me, because I don't think I would be a very inspiring disabled person.Cameron
My gaydar is never wrong and it is pinging like we're at a bathhouse.Mitchell
There's no reason you should stay upright, but it just works.Jay [to Gloria]
You're like a mob wife. You complain about what I do, but have no problem wearing the fur that fell off the back of the truck.Mitchell
Gloria: I'm pregnant.
Claire: You're gonna get so fat!
She looks like she was dipped in glue and dragged through a flea market.Cam [about Lily]
Luke, I am your father. That's what I said to you when you were coming out of your mom's lady parts.Phil