By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.

Jay

It's a body spray called Sex Grenade. One of the divorced dad's in the hotel recommended it.

Luke

You dated a Dottie after Dede?

Gloria

Good to see you Betty Luke.

Phil [to Luke]

Calm down, you're gonna spook the boob.

Luke [to Manny]

I'm not adorable, I'm getting a mustache.

Luke

Missouri, misery, huh?

Mitchell

Buffalo Phil. Worth the wait.

Phil

Stephen Hawking could ride that bike.

Jay

Why hug when you can manshake?

Phil

C'mon we gotta go! That party's full of sophomores. Those women have lived.

Luke

This family needs a dumbass-ectomy.

Alex

Modern Family Quotes

By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.

Jay

It's a body spray called Sex Grenade. One of the divorced dad's in the hotel recommended it.

Luke