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By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.Jay
Manny: Does this feel like a short visit to you, or a long one?
Jay: The pregnant one brought a stroller.
Mitchell: How about a show to go with it?
Mitchell: Who's Mitchell? I'm Magic Mitch. Welder by day, stripper by choice.
It's a body spray called Sex Grenade. One of the divorced dad's in the hotel recommended it.Luke
Gloria: I'm taking a shower, would you like to join me?
Jay: Honey, you know there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage, if I ever say no, I want you to use it on me
I'm sort of like Costco. I'm big, I'm not fancy and I dare you to not like me.Cameron
You're like a mob wife. You complain about what I do, but have no problem wearing the fur that fell off the back of the truck.Mitchell
Oh, here we go, because in Colombia we trip over goats and we kill people in the street! Do you know how offensive that is? Like we're Peruvians!Gloria
I sleep clown.Cam
First rule of golf, shhh.Jay
Manny: Hey mom, can you see this?
Gloria: What pimple?
My knee's been singing all morning.Manny