Popular Modern Family Quotes
By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.Jay
Closet Con is the premiere North American trade show for the closet industry. I stopped going years ago because it’s a trade show for the closet industry.Jay
Gloria: I'm taking a shower, would you like to join me?
Jay: Honey, you know there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage, if I ever say no, I want you to use it on me
It's a body spray called Sex Grenade. One of the divorced dad's in the hotel recommended it.Luke
That's the funny thing about marriage, you fall in love with this extraordinary person and over time they begin to seem ordinary. I think it's all the nagging.Phil
If you ain't white, you ain't right.Phil
It is really nice to be liked for who you really are pretending to be.Mitchell
Don't cry, you'll streak your bronzer.Mitchell [to Cam]
Maybe I bring out the worst in them when there's no fun loving Phil around to neutralize my toxins.Claire
This hair at a pool party? One dunk and it goes off like an airbag.Manny
His name is Ponce? He'd get made fun of at my school. They'd probably call him "Pants."Luke
Cam: Woo! That's the real Jay!
Jay: You know it! [snaps finger]