Popular Modern Family Quotes
By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.Jay
I'm sort of like Costco. I'm big, I'm not fancy and I dare you to not like me.Cameron
You can't have two fun parents... You know that kid Liam who wears pajama pants to school and pays for things with a hundred-dollar bill? Two fun parents.Claire
He's like Batman, but straight.Mitchell [on the gardener]
I sleep clown.Cam
First rule of golf, shhh.Jay
Manny: Hey mom, can you see this?
Gloria: What pimple?
Lily: Where's the little leprechaun?
Cam: I think he's still getting dressed.
Sexy people go crazy too you know. Read a people magazine.Haley
I have to get old... you don't have to get fat.Jay
Haley: I’m Alex, who are you?
Andy: I’m their manny.
Haley: Nice try, I know their Manny and you look nothing like him.
Andy: Ohhh, you’re Haley.
Okay, woah, this is exactly how it started out when I found out my father wasn't really in space.Dylan