Popular Modern Family Quotes
By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.Jay
It's a body spray called Sex Grenade. One of the divorced dad's in the hotel recommended it.Luke
Cam [giving Lily dating advice]: Definitely compliment his outfit, laugh at his jokes...
Lily: What if they aren't funny?
Cam: Oh honey, the cute ones rarely are. God doesn't give with both hands.
Gloria: I'm taking a shower, would you like to join me?
Jay: Honey, you know there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage, if I ever say no, I want you to use it on me
I'm still growing into my tongue.Luke
Manny: Hey mom, can you see this?
Gloria: What pimple?
You dated a Dottie after Dede?Gloria
I love gambling, it's so easy!!Manny
You should just dip yourself in boy repellant!Haley
Do we have to put the toilet on the counter? I take my afternoon coffee here.Manny
Our daughter might be going to college!!!Phil
I'm feeling better now...OH GOD IT'S CANCER!!!Phil