Modern Family

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Haley: Don't dork up our room.
Alex: Don't slut up your college.

Oh my God, stop. We're gancient!

Mitchell

Mitchell: There is a lot of pressure when one is a gay uncle.
Cam: Or guncle.

You win an Oscar. You buy a Golden Globe.

Cam

You dated a Dottie after Dede?

Gloria

Good to see you Betty Luke.

Phil [to Luke]

Calm down, you're gonna spook the boob.

Luke [to Manny]

I'm not adorable, I'm getting a mustache.

Luke

10 days on the road with those kids? Winnebag-no.

Claire

Manny: Hey mom, can you see this?
Gloria: What pimple?

I've been fired, everyone has.

Cam

Cam: Thanks for staying home with me.
Mitchell: Well, you know, in sickness and in health, right?
Cam: You're still blinkin' sweetie.

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