Popular Modern Family Quotes
By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.Jay
Cam [giving Lily dating advice]: Definitely compliment his outfit, laugh at his jokes...
Lily: What if they aren't funny?
Cam: Oh honey, the cute ones rarely are. God doesn't give with both hands.
My knee's been singing all morning.Manny
I got scared because the cabinet didn't fall down.Luke
Let's face it a well fed Cam is hardly a model of emotional stability; now deprive him of food and stage by stage it's a slow descent into madness.Mitchell
You're never off the court!Luke
I don't like to talk about money. But I have exactly ten million dollars.Phil
You did one production of Godspell in a barn. You're barn folk!Mitchell [to Cam]
I love gambling, it's so easy!!Manny
Doesn't the wine make the cow drunk?Manny
Gloria: I do Jay. Why can't I do you?
Phil: You can... do me.
That gay cruise ship has sailed.Cam [on Lily having a normal childhood]