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I'm sort of like Costco. I'm big, I'm not fancy and I dare you to not like me.

Cameron

Alex: Dad, we haven't had lunch yet.
Phil: Neither have half the kids in Africa. Stop yappin' and get back to work.

Can I sit around an empty house and wait for someone? Baby I'm a realtor. I have a license for that.

Phil

You can't have two fun parents... You know that kid Liam who wears pajama pants to school and pays for things with a hundred-dollar bill? Two fun parents.

Claire

The iPad comes out on my actual birthday. It's like Steve Jobs and God got together to say, "we love you, Phil."

Phil

I love you when you're human.

Phil [to Claire]

I think somebody has a man crush.

Alex

This will all be over in 90 seconds. Hold you poses, I really want to impress Mister Gorgeous.

Alex

Manny: Any suggestions?
Jay: I usually go with earrings

How're you gonna cheerlead your way out of this one Buffy?

Mitchell

Phil: If I had a son I'd want him to be like Kenneth.
Claire: You do have a son.

Don't feel. Just go splash water on your face and man up. We're your mother now.

Haley
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Modern Family Quotes

I'm sort of like Costco. I'm big, I'm not fancy and I dare you to not like me.

Cameron

Alex: Dad, we haven't had lunch yet.
Phil: Neither have half the kids in Africa. Stop yappin' and get back to work.

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