Popular Modern Family Quotes
By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.Jay
You're like a mob wife. You complain about what I do, but have no problem wearing the fur that fell off the back of the truck.Mitchell
Gloria: I'm taking a shower, would you like to join me?
Jay: Honey, you know there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage, if I ever say no, I want you to use it on me
Yes people are allowed their private thoughts and I shouldn't be so angry, but I'm latin so I get to feel whatever i want.Gloria
I'm sort of like Costco. I'm big, I'm not fancy and I dare you to not like me.Cameron
We all weave a web of lies. Some we tell to try to help the ones we love, some we tell to try to fool ourselves.Manny
He's like Batman, but straight.Mitchell [on the gardener]
I sleep clown.Cam
First rule of golf, shhh.Jay
Manny: Hey mom, can you see this?
Gloria: What pimple?
We fall a lot. Maybe you can be there to pick us up when we do.Phil
I don't know about you but I've got about five minutes of fabulous left.Mitchell