Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCPopular Modern Family Quotes
You could pretend to get sick at the table. You know cough, stomachache, dealer's choice, I don't care just sell it.
Mitchell
Thank you Uncle Manny!
Haley
Cam: I want you to read this, but not until after I leave.
Gloria: It's going to make me cry isn't it, you beautiful cornfed son-of-a-bitch.
Gloria: I'm taking a shower, would you like to join me?
Jay: Honey, you know there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage, if I ever say no, I want you to use it on me
Gather round like you're hugging me, but don't touch me!
Phil
Cameron's moment went on for a really, really long time. Turns out I could've run to the party and made it back for the end of his moment.
Mitchell
Why does drama keep following me everywhere I go? It just pops up out of nowhere.
Cam
Nobody's gonna see my bod in this bulky bull costume
Cam
I let down my mom and dad today. And even worse, I let down my teacher.
Alex
Cam: Do you feel what's happening here?
Mitchell: I feel pinching!
Cam: I'm the weak link in the super-group.
Okay, I'm wonder woman.
Phil
I'm not spending any more time under fluorescent lighting than I have to.
Haley
