Popular Modern Family Quotes
By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.Jay
It's a body spray called Sex Grenade. One of the divorced dad's in the hotel recommended it.Luke
Gloria: I'm taking a shower, would you like to join me?
Jay: Honey, you know there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage, if I ever say no, I want you to use it on me
Cam [giving Lily dating advice]: Definitely compliment his outfit, laugh at his jokes...
Lily: What if they aren't funny?
Cam: Oh honey, the cute ones rarely are. God doesn't give with both hands.
Luke: How many moms does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Phil: How many?
Luke: None because she's got you to do that sucker.
I think we're all having a baby!Phil
You're never alone when you have books.Alex
You're never off the court!Luke
I think I could be a little less Ryan Gosling, and a little more everyman.Cam
Nice robe, like Hef back in the day. I'm gonna cut to the chase. I like your lifestyle, I want a taste of it.Jay [to Langham]
My daddies kiss a lot.Lily
The computer and the printer must talk, talk, talk/Command P makes the picture walk, walk, walk.Phil