By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.

Jay

It's a body spray called Sex Grenade. One of the divorced dad's in the hotel recommended it.

Luke

Phil Dunphy is no straight guy.

Phil

You've just gotta tell him man to man, woman to man, you're very shapely.

Phil

If she were I would never have been that smooth. It's ironic, like "The Gift of the Vagi."

Cameron

Are you doing sex?

Luke

Am I a bad enough parent to ignore that?

Claire

I call my method the Trojan horse.

Cam

Haley got married? She is in so much trouble!

Luke

My daddies kiss a lot.

Lily

Perhaps I'll be Reginald Appleby. An English gentleman in town for a polo match.

Phil

Happy Valenbirthuhhhversary!

Phil

Modern Family Quotes

By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.

Jay

It's a body spray called Sex Grenade. One of the divorced dad's in the hotel recommended it.

Luke