Modern Family "After the Fire" Quotes
Phil: I have three kids and at least one of them is going to college. Worst case scenario, they all go!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: I know you were reluctant to get that massage, but I think we can both agree it had a happy ending.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Alex [to Haley]: You have your fans, I have mine. And one day, your fans are gonna work for my fans.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Claire: Mitchell is turning Gloria into mom.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Haley [about Alex]: Uncle Cam, as her future prom date can you please talk to her? You know fashion and stuff.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Haley [to Alex]: Let me burn your clothes!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Luke: You gotta grab what you can, when you can.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jay: The pain must've been bad if I accepted Phil's help.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jay [to Cam]: I can't take another farm story.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cam: I sleep clown.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 13
