Modern Family

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Haley: What is this a solar system?
Alex: They're molecules.
Haley: No they're nerdy balls.

Haley: In Legally Blonde Elle won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cute.
Phil: Haley this is real life, not an excellent movie.

Look this has gotta be some kind of mistake. Our daughter is tiny, there's no way she assaulted anyone. Insulted maybe. Was the cop wearing white socks and dark shoes? Because that really sets her off.

Phil

If you had a husband who liked picking out strollers you wouldn't be having a baby.

Jay

My daughter's been arrested for drinking. I would like her to sit in jail and think about that. As a matter of fact I might stop and do a little outlet shopping. Who wants a pair of last year's sunglasses, eh?

Claire

Claire listen to me. Take a lot of cash and when you flash it at the police, do not speak about it. Their eyes do all the talking, okay?

Gloria

Phone! I bet that's Mama, I was just dreaming it was raining chickens.

Cam
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Modern Family Season 4 Episode 7 Quotes

Claire listen to me. Take a lot of cash and when you flash it at the police, do not speak about it. Their eyes do all the talking, okay?

Gloria

Phone! I bet that's Mama, I was just dreaming it was raining chickens.

Cam
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