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Modern-family

You know what I might just go crazy tonight and hook up all over him.

Alex

Mitchell: I think I'm laying on a rock.
Cam: I'm laying next to mine.

There are coyotes out here, and meth addicts!

Cam

Look I know that you're concerned, but I'm designing tshirts now. They're gonna be huge. Also medium and small.

Dylan

Are you doing sex?

Luke

Oh I'm sorry are my pinkies up? They do that when I get excited. Down girls.

Cam

I'm basically his beard...pre-beard...stubble.

Alex

Claire: You look adorable!
Alex: Adorable? I'm not a puppy.

Always keep the rhythm in your feet and a little party in your shoulders.

Phil [to Alex]
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