Modern Family "Baby on Board" Quotes
Alex: You know what I might just go crazy tonight and hook up all over him.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mitchell: I think I'm laying on a rock.
Cam: I'm laying next to mine.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cam: There are coyotes out here, and meth addicts!
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Dylan: Look I know that you're concerned, but I'm designing tshirts now. They're gonna be huge. Also medium and small.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Luke: Are you doing sex?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cam: Oh I'm sorry are my pinkies up? They do that when I get excited. Down girls.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Alex: I'm basically his beard...pre-beard...stubble.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Claire: You look adorable!
Alex: Adorable? I'm not a puppy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil [to Alex]: Always keep the rhythm in your feet and a little party in your shoulders.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Haley: Proms are lame, it's just an excuse for dressed up dorks to ride in limos and hump each other.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 11