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Modern-family

Now we know. You are romantic, and I'm smarter than you. And I bought you a motorcycle.

Gloria

I don't like to talk about money. But I have exactly ten million dollars.

Phil

Am I a bad enough parent to ignore that?

Claire

I haven't been single since I was nine.

Haley

I am the second wife Jay, why do you treat me like I'm the first?

Gloria

Five course dinner waiting for us at home and she's strapping on the feedbag at Ibiza.

Jay

I've usually good at catching things from women in bars.

Phil

You look hot enough to cook a pizza on... in.

Phil

She's had the romantic, she's had the intellectual, how about all that in one fine little brown package.

Manny
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