Modern Family "Bixby's Back" Quotes
Gloria: Now we know. You are romantic, and I'm smarter than you. And I bought you a motorcycle.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: I don't like to talk about money. But I have exactly ten million dollars.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Claire: Am I a bad enough parent to ignore that?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Haley: I haven't been single since I was nine.
• Rating: Unrated
Gloria: I am the second wife Jay, why do you treat me like I'm the first?
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Jay: Five course dinner waiting for us at home and she's strapping on the feedbag at Ibiza.
• Rating: Unrated
Phil: I've usually good at catching things from women in bars.
• Rating: Unrated
Phil: You look hot enough to cook a pizza on... in.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Manny: She's had the romantic, she's had the intellectual, how about all that in one fine little brown package.
• Rating: Unrated
Phil: Baby doll, I've been lying to my wife for 16 years.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 12