Modern Family

Modern Family "Caught in the Act" Quotes

Phil [on sex]: It's like your shaking hands, but you're not using your hands. At all.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Haley: They called a family meeting when they switched to one percent milk.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cam: We are beyond blotting and rubbing, we've moved on to sweating and crying.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Claire: We need a game plan, we need to map out exactly what we are going to say, because that is the only way I will be able to hold it together while our babies look at us with judgment and disgust.
Phil: That's how they always look at us.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Luke: I know what sex is, it's when a man and a woman take off their underwear and get into bed.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Gloria: It sended! Please come back!
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Luke [on seeing his parents having sex]: Whatever they were doing, Dad was winning.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cam: If this were the '60s, we would be 'confirmed bachelors,' and Lily would be a Yorkie.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phil: Claire, we're not your parents; we're in much better shape.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phil: Forgive me for thinking your zesty performance deserves some praise!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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