Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 2 Episode 7: "Chirp" Quotes
I think I found a place where I can sell this organ. Can you drive me to the black market?
Luke
It's just a cold silly, you don't have to conceive of a world without me!
Haley [to Dylan]
With all you do for me, including going to the gym four times a week to keep me interested, I got this.
Phil
Luke: Is that your cheerleading baton?
Phil: Not when you're on the business end of it!
Manny: Where did I hear that siren?
Jay: That was your mother screaming.
Gloria: I wasn't that bad.
Jay: Cars were pulling over.
That gay cruise ship has sailed.
Cam [on Lily having a normal childhood]
You're worried about germs? I've seen you kiss a pigeon on the mouth.
Phil [to Luke]
You did one production of Godspell in a barn. You're barn folk!
Mitchell [to Cam]
How was it a big day for Biscuit? How?
Cam
Claire: Did you make the ladyfingers? Did you go to the gym?
Phil: Boy, you're really starting to sound like your old self.
Jay: We finish each other's sentences. Like, tonight we are going to... Gloria: Have so much fun!
Manny: These will be my last words to you.
Jay: Knock knock.
Manny: Who's there?
