Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7: "Chirp" Quotes
I think I found a place where I can sell this organ. Can you drive me to the black market?Luke
It's just a cold silly, you don't have to conceive of a world without me!Haley [to Dylan]
With all you do for me, including going to the gym four times a week to keep me interested, I got this.Phil
Luke: Is that your cheerleading baton?
Phil: Not when you're on the business end of it!
Manny: Where did I hear that siren?
Jay: That was your mother screaming.
Gloria: I wasn't that bad.
Jay: Cars were pulling over.
That gay cruise ship has sailed.Cam [on Lily having a normal childhood]
You're worried about germs? I've seen you kiss a pigeon on the mouth.Phil [to Luke]
You did one production of Godspell in a barn. You're barn folk!Mitchell [to Cam]
How was it a big day for Biscuit? How?Cam
Claire: Did you make the ladyfingers? Did you go to the gym?
Phil: Boy, you're really starting to sound like your old self.
Jay: We finish each other's sentences. Like, tonight we are going to... Gloria: Have so much fun!
Manny: These will be my last words to you.
Jay: Knock knock.
Manny: Who's there?