I'm trying to get a hold of more butts... Very funny, I don't have time for this foolishness.

Modern Family Season 2 Episode 8 Quotes

You can't have two fun parents... You know that kid Liam who wears pajama pants to school and pays for things with a hundred-dollar bill? Two fun parents.

Claire

Luke: Dad's like crazy fun, but you're nice.
Claire: I'm nice?!?
Luke: Well, not now.