Cam: Okay, come on we have something to show you!
Lily: Is it dinner or is my mouth too ugly to put food into?

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• Added: October 01, 2014

Manny: When you first started dating him, what was his nickname for you?
Gloria: Sexy pants.
Manny: Ew. The other one?
Gloria: Bunny.

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• Added: October 01, 2014

Oh what? The mascot's a beaver, those jokes will get old.

Claire

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• Added: October 01, 2014

Okay you need to calm down. This college tour, not Oprah's favorite things.

Alex

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• Added: October 01, 2014

Listen to me. I think you went to the jewelry store inside here (points to Jay's heart) and brought back a gem.

Manny

• Permalink: Listen to me. I think you went to the jewelry store inside here and brought back a gem.
• Added: October 01, 2014

I think I could be a little less Ryan Gosling, and a little more everyman.

Cam

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• Added: October 01, 2014

Claire: Check this out, a reflecting pond.
Alex: Great maybe you can see how crazy you’re being right now.

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• Added: October 01, 2014