Modern Family "Door to Door" Quotes
Cam: Mitchell you are not going to believe this. I'm out with Gloria looking for her dog and I'm wearing an undershirt and I'm screaming STELLA just like in "Street Car"!
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Manny: You'll never go broke playing into a rich guy's ego. Write THAT down.
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Luke: How many moms does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Phil: How many?
Luke: None because she's got you to do that sucker.
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
Cam: Sweetie what's your name?
Girl: Blanche.
Cam: Shut up really? Mitchell would die.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Manny: Hello Ma'am, do you love Christmas?
Neighbor: Actually I'm Jewish.
Manny: Well then you must appreciate a good value.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Mitchell: For the record, I am not a neat freak. In fact in my first long term relationship I was the messy one, which is why she broke up with me...well...
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Phil: I've always said that if my son thinks of me as one of his idiot friends, I've succeeded as a dad.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Cam: When I get home I'm gonna scrub this place like it's a crime scene, which it is because you murdered joy.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Manny: Jay, I'm gonna need you to cut me a check.
• Rating: 1.5 / 5.0
Alex: Consider yourself lucky you didn't just get, like, felt up by your mom.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 10
