Modern Family

Modern Family "En Garde" Quotes

Claire [to Mitchell]: I'm fairly confident that Dad's proudest moment was when you finally took off the flame-red unitard
 • Rating: Unrated

Phil: Haley is so pretty. So she can meet someone who's the best at something
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phil [about Luke]: I'm telling you that kid is a genius, there's a rainmaker
Claire: Why is your iPod in your mouth?
Luke: I'm charging it
Claire: Alex. Alex!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mitchell: You had your own moments. You had cheerleading, and high school plays, and making out with the quarterback...
Claire: Oh come on, you made out with him, too.
Mitchell: Yeah, but we had to keep it a secret.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gloria: So take back your sword and go fight this sword like a bull!
Manny: Okay.
Gloria: I can't hear you.
Manny: Okay!
Jay: I can't hear you!
Manny: That's really as loud as I can go.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Claire: Luke already is the best at something. Being my son ... That sounded a lot less lame in my head.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Mitchell: Just the emerald city at the end of my yellow brick road
Cameron: Wow you did it
Mitchell: What?
Cameron: You made figure skating sound even gayer.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Mitchell: We were called "Fire and Nice." I was "Fire" because of the red hair and Claire was "Nice" because it was ironic and she wasn't.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mitchell: You always take this a little too far. Your nephew's first birthday.
Cameron: That's not fair.
Mitchell: You brought a wind machine.
Cameron: Who puts wheels on cribs?
 • Rating: Unrated

Jay: When I first heard Manny wanted to fence I was like sure, uncoordinated kid, lethal weapon, how could this go wrong?
Gloria: What do you think now?
Jay: I'm proud of our little Zorro
 • Rating: Unrated

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