Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 1 Episode 16: "Fears" Quotes
Never getting my driver's license, or getting one and the picture sucks.
Haley [on her biggest fear]
We can't ignore the giant panda in the room
Cam
The recipe is from the now-defunct Gourmet magazine. Why do all the things I love go away?
Cam
Go to dinner with him and wait for the check to come, then you'll see fear in his eyes. It's like the waiter's a ghost.
Jay
My boy was in trouble. So I put my fears aside and came to his rescue? Does that make me a hero? Yes it does.
Phil
Manny: Today feels like a good day for halibut. Hey, Jay, did I ever tell you about the time I used peanut butter and jelly for bait?
Jay: I don't know. You tell me a lot of funny things.
He comes from a long line of fishers and smugglers. But I encourage the fishing.
Gloria
Luke: When you stuck your head in, your screamed a little.
Phil: I told you. That was the house settling.
Her first word was every gay father's worst nightmare.
Mitchell
Luke: Aren't we going in?
Phil: We sure are. But won't it be fun if we did it with ski goggles and barbecue tools?
His name is Ponce? He'd get made fun of at my school. They'd probably call him "Pants."
Luke
Mitchell: Subtext: this is weird.
Cameron: I didn't hear any subtext.
Mitchell: Hear any now?
