Modern Family Season 4 Episode 13: "Fulgencio" Quotes
Don't ever ask me about my business Claire.Phil
We're not bad parents, Claire is!Cam [to Mitchell]
Haley: Dad tried to fix all our problems and instead ruined all our lives.
Claire: You girls are so dramatic. Do I need to call you a wambulance?
Claire: You have an in law who no matter what you do, no matter how hard you try, you can't win over.
Jay: What about it?
Claire: Oh that doesn't sound familiar?
Jay:You're not saying.
Claire: Mmhmm, yeah I am.
Jay: Son of a bitch, I'm Phil!
Nobody doesn't like me. I'm Jay. I'm salt of the earth.Jay
Because we refused to abuse we got banned from the party of the century?Cam
Claire: Wow pretty cozy with the new housekeeper huh?
Gloria: She's my sister.
Claire: Wow pretty weird with your sister!
What's one more son in a dress?Jay
I know you guys like to go to mom because she's Mr. Tough Guy problem solver.Phil
Phil: Is there some kind of dress code for Godparents?
Claire: You're not wearing a fedora Phil.
Fulgencio Umberto, the initials are F U Pritchitt which is exactly the way it feels right nowJay