Modern Family "Go Bullfrogs!" Quotes
Gloria: I cannot believe he spent 50 dollars on this.
Jay: I know! He could've gotten a two-year subscription to Playboy for that.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Claire: I just wanted to spend my night with some fun gay people. It's not my fault this one decided to be straight!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Claire: I want music and dancing and secondhand smoke!
• Rating: 3.3 / 5.0
Jay: Think about it, 14-year-old boy, talks about girls all day long. We have more security on these computers than the Pentagon. What do you think he's doing up there?
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Gloria: What do you mean she blossomed? Like the puberty?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Julian: I'm not gay, I'm French.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: When I talk to my old friends from college do we croak or do we bark?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Haley [to Phil]: Are you trying to ruin college for me before it even starts?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Claire: Alright ladies. Go home, roll up your hair and clap off the lights because this guy, who I just met, is gonna show me a good time.
Mitchell: If he was straight this would be just like high school.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Claire [to Mitchell and Cam]: When did you two become such old women?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 12
