I'm down there for a funeral. It's such a sad event and I end up finding something that I thought was lost forever. This beautiful moment that meant so much to both of us, set against the backdrop of fighting commies. There's your movie.

Jay

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• Added: May 22, 2013

Why does drama keep following me everywhere I go? It just pops up out of nowhere.

Cam

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• Added: May 22, 2013

I was shipping off to Vietnam, you had the ass of a young Ann Margaret.

Jay

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• Added: May 22, 2013

When my dad is ready he gets to pick his own girlfriend, that's the big upside to your wife dying. Also not having to think before you speak.

Phil

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• Added: May 22, 2013

I love it here, manicured lawns, planned activities, early dinners, what more does a kid need?

Manny

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• Added: May 22, 2013

C'mon does Gloria really look like the kind of woman who would run a brothel? Yeah I better go with her.

Mitchell

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• Added: May 22, 2013

Alex: She said I was just like her.
Haley: Was she weirdly competitive

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• Added: May 22, 2013