Manny's the worst roommate ever. Everything he finds, he folds.

Luke

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• Added: May 13, 2010

Phil: Just to be clear, I'm not condoning eating your kids, but I sure as heck know why giraffes do it.
Claire: What?!?

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• Added: May 13, 2010

There she is. The prettiest white woman on Maui.

Phil

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• Added: May 13, 2010

Score, this place has an iron in the closet!

Manny [in his Hawaiian hotel room]

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• Added: May 13, 2010