Modern Family Season 1 Episode 23: "Hawaii" Quotes
Manny's the worst roommate ever. Everything he finds, he folds.Luke
Phil: Just to be clear, I'm not condoning eating your kids, but I sure as heck know why giraffes do it.
There she is. The prettiest white woman on Maui.Phil
Score, this place has an iron in the closet!Manny [in his Hawaiian hotel room]