Modern Family

Modern Family "Hit and Run" Quotes

Phil Dunphy: I'll admit it. I'm turned on by powerful women.
Michelle Obama, Oprah, Condoleezza Rice, Serena Williams… Wait a minute.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Manny: I guess I'm too proud to ask for help.
Jay: Are you kidding? She still cuts your steak.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mitchell [to Cam, Jay, Phil]: Fine I'll see you in jail! It's gonna be a big adjustment for two of you.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Claire: I take my eye off the ball for one minute and I've got one kid in a coma, one with a black eye, and one running a crime ring.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Phil: No cops! We can't afford a scandal right now! Claire's running for town council.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Cam: He wasn't armed, he had a Hillary bumper sticker.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Jay: He wants more wow. What does that even mean?
Manny: It's the Bieberization of America.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Luke [about his money]: It's in a block of ice. I got the idea when I heard a bunch of rich guys talking about their frozen assets. Haha assets.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phil [to Claire]: If you wanna fly I'm not gonna hold your feet to the ground, I'm gonna be the one to push you off the cliff.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gloria: Manny, sometimes you can be a little old fashioned. Remember the first time you saw the kids with the backpacks with wheels and you thought they were a little flashy?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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