Modern Family Season 5 Episode 18: "Las Vegas" Quotes
Mitchell: You sound just like the kid who bullied me into smoking my first cigarette.
Claire: Maybe this time you won't tell on me.
Wait they're allowed up there? They're wearing dungarees!Jay
Nice robe, like Hef back in the day. I'm gonna cut to the chase. I like your lifestyle, I want a taste of it.Jay [to Langham]
Cam: You wanna tell me how you accidentally gave someone your key?
Mitchell: You wanna tell me why you spent all day sipping tequila out of some guy's navel?
Cam: You saw that?
Mitchell: I guessed!
Vegas you have a gambling problem and her name is Claire.Claire
Whoa that warmer drawer really works. It's like my mom's hugging my feet again.Phil
We will be maintaining our dignity in the spa, thank you.Mitchell
Oh my gosh, an actual gay agenda.Cam
Hey luxury bathroom, it's me lowly closet. Watch your back.Jay
Excuse me, how much is that doggie in the window?Gloria