Modern Family "Leap Day" Quotes
Gloria [punches guy]: Nobody calls him grandpa!
Luke: I do.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Jay [about Mitchell]: First of all, that lady is my son.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Luke: It smells like puke married poop and they had the ceremony in my nose.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Manny: I always thought of women as the more evolved sex, but after today...I've seen things Jay.
• Rating: Unrated
Claire: Doesn't he know that tiptoeing around someone like they're crazy, actually makes them crazy?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mitchell: A month after the most devastating twister to ever hit Cam's hometown, I throw a party based on gay cinema's most famous tornado.
• Rating: Unrated
Phil: It happened. Satan's trifecta. The day I most dreaded had fallen on the day I most loved.
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
Mitchell: Okay birthday boy, what's it gonna be, rom-com or horror? Or we could do both and watch Maid in Manhattan.
• Rating: Unrated
Claire: I can be spontaneous every 4 years.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 9