How surprised should we be? I mean he's basically a hyperactive toddler who just wants to play all the time.

Alex

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I wanna hear your point but right now this magic juice is gonna help mama turn that bathtub into a swim up bar.

Claire

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It's a body spray called Sex Grenade. One of the divorced dad's in the hotel recommended it.

Luke

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• Added: October 15, 2014

Well that's attractive. You look like a puppy with a slipper.

Mitchell [to Cam]

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Gloria: Manny's first girlfriend is a senior with a Mustang.
Jay: I'd have put my money on a sophomore with a mustache.

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Claire: Haley I need the wifi corner get down.
Haley: Ugh! I need Instagram to know there's still beauty in the world!

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• Added: October 15, 2014