Modern Family "Party Crasher" Quotes
Phil: When I was 17 I was really close to my friend Stacey's mom. Mrs. Robinson was a former cheerleader so she knew just how to massage my legs after practice. She had her own homemade bengay that didn't burn no matter where she rubbed it on me.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cam: Please to not turn me marrying my daughter into something ugly.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kenny: Hey I don't think we've met I'm Kenny.
Alex: And I'm disgusted.
• Rating: Unrated
Luke: And the birthday video becomes a nature film.
• Rating: Unrated
Manny: Kids make fun of you if you get a haircut. I just gave them a full blown sex scandal.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Claire: What middle-aged guy would be interested in a young, attractive, newly legal woman? Oh that's right, all of them!
• Rating: Unrated
Phil: These jeans just slipped on me so perfectly, my name must be "Pantserella."
• Rating: Unrated
Jay: That's the whole point of a surprise party, you take somebody you really love and you play em like a fool.
• Rating: Unrated
Haley: You used to be fun.
Phil: You used to be....what? Oh yeah, at college.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 9