Modern Family "Phil on Wire" Quotes
Luke: The other day Uncle Mitchell brought over a bag of junk food so he and Cam could do a Jew fast.
Phil: Juice fast?
Luke: I'm pretty sure he said Jew.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Claire: Turns out I've had my super-Dunphy all along.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Alex: I let down my mom and dad today. And even worse, I let down my teacher.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Gloria [to Jay]: Are you happy? You have reduced me to a person who eats a shoe.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cam [to Mitchell]: Get away from me temptress! And I never thought I'd call you that in a negative way.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Gloria: Cam I don't have all day to describe my meals to you.
• Rating: Unrated
Claire: Phil I think those are jazz shoes.
• Rating: Unrated
Haley: You're a freshman, what are you doing in second year math?
Alex: You're a senior, what are you still doing in second year math?
Haley: Not still, again!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Phil: How awesome are people?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mitchell: Let's face it a well fed Cam is hardly a model of emotional stability; now deprive him of food and stage by stage it's a slow descent into madness.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 11
