Modern Family

Modern Family "See You Next Fall" Quotes

Haley: I'm kind hungry mom.
Phil: Oh my god she's back!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Alex: I guess what I'm trying to say is, "Don't stop believing. Get this party started."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gloria: He thought we were gonna use it all the time, but I keep hitting my boobs with my knees.
Jay: Champagne problems, right?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Haley: If you do this you'll be a social piranha.
Alex: Yes, I'll be an Amazonian carnivorous fish.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Phil: Do you think he had his butt done too? It looks fantastic.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jay: This is embarrassing...
Gloria: For the both of us.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jay: I had botox.
Gloria: Like the ladies use for their wrinkles?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Manny: Hey luke, do you realize in two years we'll both be graduating?
Luke: Not now. I think I'm moving the ball with my mind.
Manny: Well, I'll be graduating.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phil: You know what's really sad? The end of Titantic.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cameron: He'll be here all week folks. Literally, because you're not coming home with me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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