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Haley: I'm kind hungry mom.
Phil: Oh my god she's back!

I guess what I'm trying to say is, "Don't stop believing. Get this party started."

Alex

Gloria: He thought we were gonna use it all the time, but I keep hitting my boobs with my knees.
Jay: Champagne problems, right?

Haley: If you do this you'll be a social piranha.
Alex: Yes, I'll be an Amazonian carnivorous fish.

Do you think he had his butt done too? It looks fantastic.

Phil

Jay: This is embarrassing...
Gloria: For the both of us.

Jay: I had botox.
Gloria: Like the ladies use for their wrinkles?

Manny: Hey luke, do you realize in two years we'll both be graduating?
Luke: Not now. I think I'm moving the ball with my mind.
Manny: Well, I'll be graduating.

You know what's really sad? The end of Titantic.

Phil

He'll be here all week folks. Literally, because you're not coming home with me.

Cameron

Mitchell: This morning, Cam, fully dressed....
Jay: Thank god it's one of those stories.

Alex: Mahatma Gandhi went on a hunger strike to stand up for what he believed in.
Haley: That's because no one would eat with him in the cafeteria.

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Modern Family Season 2 Episode 23 Quotes

"My wife won't let me go to Vegas." Trust me that is not a phone call you want to make to a group of ex-college male cheerleaders. They will mock you with a hurtful rhythmic taunt.

Phil

I remember the speech that won me treasurer of my high school spanish club. "Mi nombre es filipe."

Phil
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