Modern Family

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Phil: Hey momma bear, you okay?
Claire: Not with momma bear I'm not.

"My wife won't let me go to Vegas." Trust me that is not a phone call you want to make to a group of ex-college male cheerleaders. They will mock you with a hurtful rhythmic taunt.

Phil

I remember the speech that won me treasurer of my high school spanish club. "Mi nombre es filipe."

Phil
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Modern Family Season 2 Episode 23 Quotes

"My wife won't let me go to Vegas." Trust me that is not a phone call you want to make to a group of ex-college male cheerleaders. They will mock you with a hurtful rhythmic taunt.

Phil

I remember the speech that won me treasurer of my high school spanish club. "Mi nombre es filipe."

Phil