Modern Family "Snip" Quotes
Manny [to Gloria]: I know this whole thing is a little scary for you. Last time you were pregnant you kind of did it alone because dad wasn't around much, but this time you have two partners.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Claire: It's shaving time, shavy gravy, Shaved by the Bell!
Alex: Why are you talking like dad?
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Phil: I'm totally pumped. Pumped pumped pumped, Pump up the jam, Pumped up kicks, Pumpedy dumpty, Pumple-stiltskin.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: Also though, it will allow for a little more freestyling in the boudoir if we're not having to worry about adding anymore critters.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Jay: I'm having a baby at 65. You wanna another surprise Gloria? Buy yourself a box of crackerjacks.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cameron: Why don't you call my dad and talk about what a teet-sucking layabout I am?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Alex: This family needs a dumbass-ectomy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Haley: Oh my God, what is that outfit? Are you going goth? You still sleep with a stuffed panda.
Alex: Isn't there a fraternity you need to pass out in?
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 8