Modern Family

Modern Family "Someone to Watch Over Lily" Quotes

Gloria: Lily! When something awful happens, you're going to be mine!
Mitchell: It really is an "if" situation...
Gloria: All mine!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gloria: I said I was sorry! But I've had them since I was two. Huge ones!
Phil: What is she...?
Claire: Earrings, Phil. Earrings.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Phil: You know why else he's gonna be ok? Because somewhere out there is a little girl who's making lists and labeling bins...and he's gonna find her.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Claire: Please don't let me screw up our son!
 • Rating: Unrated

Cameron: You punctured our daughter!
Gloria: But did you see both sides? I didn't just do the gay ear, look!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mitchell: How are you doing?
Cameron: Oh not good. I'm just glad my clown training prepared me to take a fall like that.
Mitchell: In terms of talking about it, are we looking at weeks? Months?
Cameron: Do not minimize it, oh he who I had to rush to the emergency room when he fell out of his clogs.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cameron: Wait! There's the esteem-building parent right there. Wait! I think I hear future Lily sending us a message from her stripper pole. Thanks gay-dad dads; this dance is for you!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Psychologist: Mrs. Dunphy, what exactly are you worried about?
Phil: Get comfortable.
 • Rating: Unrated

Luke: She's like the best doctor every. A couple of puzzles. No shots. I didn't even have to take my pants off. I found that one out a little late.
Phil: I've been there buddy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phil: You're just a worrier, like when you thought he was never gonna talk.
Claire: He was two, and all he could do was bark.
Phil: I understood him.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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