Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 4 Episode 19: "The Future Dunphys" Quotes
You know what? You just caused a scene in a restaurant and you can't get anymore like your daddies than that.
Cam [to Lily]
Phil: It's coming from the future and it ain't pretty.
Haley: I don't understand, in the future I'm not pretty?
Cam: I knew when I was 5.
Mitchell: Everyone knew when you were 5.
You know what was a rare book at my school library, one that didn't have genitals drawn all over it.
Jay
When am I going to get real boobs?
Lily
A wise and insightful old hippie, a Jeff Bridges old hippie.
Phil
Just because he's behind a curtain doesn't make him a wizard.
Claire
I've always felt out of place in public school, like a long petunia in an onion patch.
Manny
He says I make him nervous, that I care too much. That's why I not even allowed to bring him to his haircuts anymore.
Gloria
Haley you're not quitting, you're resigning it sounds better.
Phil
Claire: Alex what have I told you about staying out past your curfew?
Alex: I need to do it more often.
Wouldn't you rather have toast that's already buttered?
Luke
