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Haley: He's gonna ruin my party!
Gloria: Two birds, one bullet.

You know what I'll never forget, the time my dad spent an entire day trying to create a special memory for me. Or when a pregnant lady slipped in my vomit.

Alex

As an actual tough guy you could see how that would rub my dad the wrong way.

Cam

I believe I made it clear the bedrooms were off limits. Young lady, I don't think you're ready up here for what you're planning to do up there.

Manny

You are so mean. When he used to look through those binoculars and say your dad is one lucky man, he was wrong!

Luke [to Claire]

Phil do we have to go through this again? I told you that I would do everything possibly to make sure that your skeleton ends up in a science class at a women's college.

Claire

Knock it off old man!

Mitchell [to Jay]

Thank you Uncle Manny!

Haley

It was very peaceful. Not the letter, that was full of threats.

Phil [about Walt's death]
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Modern Family Season 3 Episode 20 Quotes

Thank you Uncle Manny!

Haley

It was very peaceful. Not the letter, that was full of threats.

Phil [about Walt's death]
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