Modern Family

Modern Family "The Old Wagon" Quotes

Phil [to Claire]: I love you when you're human.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mitchell: Don't carry me out this time, I think it sends the wrong message to Lily.
 • Rating: Unrated

Phil: Wow, this place has really changed. Time marches on, huh? See that Starbucks down there, you know what that used to be?
Luke: An orange grove?
Phil: No, a Burger King. You can still see some of the architecture.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Mitchell: I know I'm not the handiest guy, but I'm still a man and I want to be able to look out into my yard and say, 'There's a little bit of me in that princess castle.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Claire: Look at them: A minute ago they were babies, and now their driving, and soon we'll all be dead.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jay: That was my Vietnam - and I was in Vietnam.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Phil: In your face, girl with a negative tattoo.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Alex: I'm just letting you guys know, I'm not taking care of him when you guys die.
 • Rating: Unrated

Phil: Angela Lansbury was the grand marshal. Good times she wrote.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gloria: In my culture, mothers are very clingy to their sons. In fact, the leading cause of death among Colombian women is when their sons get married. But I'm not like that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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