Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 2 Episode 1: "The Old Wagon" Quotes
If an accident does happen, I hope he kills me, because I don't think I would be a very inspiring disabled person.
Cameron
If I have to read The Very Hungry Caterpillar one more time, I will snap!
Cameron
Manny: Kelly's moving her stuff into my notebook.
Kelly: It just felt right.
Every home-improvement project we've undertaken has been a near-death experience.
Cameron