I get that Thanksgiving is an big day for families that don't see each other, but we're together nonstop.

Jay

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Cam: I just can't believe I slipped into one of Gloria's dresses.
MItchell: Relax it's a maternity poncho.

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• Added: November 19, 2014

Do you think we could just go downstairs and throw money at this and it would go away? I'm asking you, do you think that would work?

Jay

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• Added: November 19, 2014

Cam: Trust me, I have another plan.
Mitchell: Really? Because right now our daughter is walking around like a Vietnamese Annie Hall.

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• Added: November 19, 2014

Right now you’re her pal and I’m just a pitchfork wielding she-devil.

Mitchell [to Cam]

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• Added: November 19, 2014

We’re having a little staycation but with a turkey instead of a steak!

Gloria

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• Added: November 19, 2014

I like staying with you but it's basically camping.

Manny [to Haley]

• Permalink: I like staying with you but it's basically camping.
• Added: November 19, 2014

I listened to her meringue instructions in the car last week. There was so much whipping and beating I had to pull over.

Phil

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• Added: November 19, 2014