Modern Family

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Cameron: How would she know I'm gay?
Mitchell: Maybe by the way you ordered a drink a doodle do.

You're going to find somebody because you're an amazing girl Katie, you're the whole package, I just prefer someone who has one.

Cameron

Phil: You know who can't climb trees?
Luke: Raccoons?
Phil: Worries. Raccoons can and will so don't leave food up here.

Dear College, Cheese makes me gassy, see you in September.

Haley

Forbidden dance floor, only makes me want it more.

Manny

Last week Shorty took me to the Cirque-de-Soleil. It's like a circus, but classy.

Jennifer Tilly

If she were I would never have been that smooth. It's ironic, like "The Gift of the Vagi."

Cameron

Did I just say wife gets in the way? Cause sometimes I do that.

Phil
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Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 Quotes

If she were I would never have been that smooth. It's ironic, like "The Gift of the Vagi."

Cameron

Did I just say wife gets in the way? Cause sometimes I do that.

Phil
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