Modern Family "Treehouse" Quotes
Cameron: How would she know I'm gay?
Mitchell: Maybe by the way you ordered a drink a doodle do.
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
Cameron: You're going to find somebody because you're an amazing girl Katie, you're the whole package, I just prefer someone who has one.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: You know who can't climb trees?
Luke: Raccoons?
Phil: Worries. Raccoons can and will so don't leave food up here.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Haley: Dear College, Cheese makes me gassy, see you in September.
• Rating: 4.2 / 5.0
Manny: Forbidden dance floor, only makes me want it more.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jennifer Tilly: Last week Shorty took me to the Cirque-de-Soleil. It's like a circus, but classy.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Cameron: If she were I would never have been that smooth. It's ironic, like "The Gift of the Vagi."
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Phil: Did I just say wife gets in the way? Cause sometimes I do that.
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 8
