Cameron: How would she know I'm gay?
Mitchell: Maybe by the way you ordered a drink a doodle do.

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You're going to find somebody because you're an amazing girl Katie, you're the whole package, I just prefer someone who has one.

Cameron

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Phil: You know who can't climb trees?
Luke: Raccoons?
Phil: Worries. Raccoons can and will so don't leave food up here.

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Dear College, Cheese makes me gassy, see you in September.

Haley

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Forbidden dance floor, only makes me want it more.

Manny

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Last week Shorty took me to the Cirque-de-Soleil. It's like a circus, but classy.

Jennifer Tilly

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If she were I would never have been that smooth. It's ironic, like "The Gift of the Vagi."

Cameron

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• Added: November 02, 2011

Did I just say wife gets in the way? Cause sometimes I do that.

Phil

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• Added: November 02, 2011