Aww. The scarier you try to be, the more adorable you are.

Phil

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• Added: March 21, 2018

What the hell?! I'll clean my room. I promise!

Joe

• Permalink: What the hell?! I'll clean my room. I promise!
• Added: March 07, 2018

You realize she's not that big, right? It's mostly just hair.

Alex

• Permalink: You realize she's not that big, right? It's mostly just hair.
• Added: March 07, 2018

Mitch: Who are these men?
Cam: What are these things I don't do?

• Permalink: What are these things I don't do?
• Added: March 07, 2018

The waiter! I knew he was flirting with you!

Gloria

• Permalink: The waiter! I knew he was flirting with you!
• Added: March 07, 2018

Ok, what kind of freak show goes on when I'm not around?

Manny

• Permalink: Ok, what kind of freak show goes on when I'm not around?
• Added: February 28, 2018

I love things that don't make sense. That's my gig.

Professor Arvin

• Permalink: I love things that don't make sense. That's my gig.
• Added: February 28, 2018

Drive til you hear a party.

Luke

• Permalink: Drive til you hear a party.
• Added: February 28, 2018

You're a bad valentine!

Joe

• Permalink: You're a bad valentine!
• Added: February 28, 2018

The molten chocolate cake looks slutty and delicious. Would it kill you to say that about me?

Cam

• Permalink: The molten chocolate cake looks slutty and delicious. Would it kill you to say that about me?
• Added: February 28, 2018

All's I know is that you're being a real Capricorn right now. The sun revolves around the Earth and not you.

Hayley

• Permalink: All's I know is that you're being a real Capricorn right now. The sun revolves around the...
• Added: February 28, 2018

Jay: If I didn't say it, it's a big deal, you going here.
Manny: If I didn't say it, I couldn't have done it without you.

• Permalink: If I didn't say it, I couldn't have done it without you.
• Added: October 05, 2017