Modern Family Quotes
Ok keep in mind, I'm not in makeup yet, but do these sandals make my legs look thick? Because I can lower the hem.Manny
Earl: I banged your ex wife!
Jay: If you banged Dede, I DO owe you an apology!
That's right, my boy's datin' her. He's datin' her real good.Jay
Oh relax, I'm sure you guys will find a couple that wants to get with you.Haley
Not since I fell off the roof while they were delivering our trampoline have things come together so beautifully.Phil
How surprised should we be? I mean he's basically a hyperactive toddler who just wants to play all the time.Alex
I wanna hear your point but right now this magic juice is gonna help mama turn that bathtub into a swim up bar.Claire
It's a body spray called Sex Grenade. One of the divorced dad's in the hotel recommended it.Luke
Well that's attractive. You look like a puppy with a slipper.Mitchell [to Cam]
Gloria: Manny's first girlfriend is a senior with a Mustang.
Jay: I'd have put my money on a sophomore with a mustache.
Claire: Haley I need the wifi corner get down.
Haley: Ugh! I need Instagram to know there's still beauty in the world!
With great hotness comes great responsibility.Haley