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Modern-family

Luke: It's called growing up and having your own interests. Like the minister's daughter in your precious Footloose.
Phil: Wow, using my own movie against me. Let's hear it for the boy.

For someone whose favorite words at the movies are "what did he say?" you overhear pretty good.

Gloria [to Jay]

Phil: Remember the great Kevin Bacon on footloose?
Luke: More like Foot-loser.

Driving with Alex is torture. She drives so slowly, I have to be the only parent who slams on the imaginary gas.

Claire

He keeps resisting but it's in his blood. I come from a long line of dancing Dunphys. A kickline actually.

Phil

I thought it was a charity event for the need, it turns out it was a charity event FOR the needy!

Cam

Alex: Am I just going to nitpick everyone until they leave me?
Haley: Hey mom found somebody!

5 oclock Christmas Eve and I have to find a dozen perfect presents for the world’s snarkiest, cattiest men. My dear, dear friends.

Mitchell

Dad I was with you on the tight rope, I was your wingman at the wing eating competition, but I’m not feeling this one. You’re missing Christmas Eve.

Luke

Just when I’m so close to the Canadian border I can smell the bacon and reasonably priced medications.

Phil

Jay: Trees are like women, the best ones make you work just a little bit harder.
Manny: She’s just not that into you.

You know what they say, houseguests start to stink after 3 days like dead bodies.

Gloria
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Modern Family Quotes

I'm sort of like Costco. I'm big, I'm not fancy and I dare you to not like me.

Cameron

Phil: I'm just excited. After today you're going to be a councilwoman and I'm going to be a first husband.
Claire: If you don't stop filming, you're going to be MY first husband.

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