Modern Family
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Claire: Look at them: A minute ago they were babies, and now their driving, and soon we'll all be dead.
That was my Vietnam - and I was in Vietnam.
Jay
In your face, girl with a negative tattoo.
Phil
I'm just letting you guys know, I'm not taking care of him when you guys die.
Alex
Angela Lansbury was the grand marshal. Good times she wrote.
Phil
In my culture, mothers are very clingy to their sons. In fact, the leading cause of death among Colombian women is when their sons get married. But I'm not like that.
Gloria
Mitchell: Aren't you going to change into a working man's outfit?
Cameron: I don't think workmen really call them outfits.
You can insult a lot of things about me - my hair, my voice, my balance-board exercises - but don't insult my selling. That crosses a line. What line? Oh, you don't see it? That's because I just sold it!
Phil
If an accident does happen, I hope he kills me, because I don't think I would be a very inspiring disabled person.
Cameron
If I have to read The Very Hungry Caterpillar one more time, I will snap!
Cameron
Manny: Kelly's moving her stuff into my notebook.
Kelly: It just felt right.
Every home-improvement project we've undertaken has been a near-death experience.
Cameron
