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Modern-family

Wouldn't that be so cool to go to a school made out of bottles?

Luke

Just concluding a little business. Successfully, I might add!

Phil [from the port-o-potty]

She can't take criticism about her driving. Once an old lady yelled at her at a crosswalk, she honked so long, the horn ran out.

Manny

I mean, for me it's a locker room. For him, it's a showroom.

Jay

Cameron: Don't tell me that was your first moon landing.
Jay: You have a name for it?!?

Cameron: I got all medieval on the florists.
Mitchell: Cam, I heard you on the phone, you said you were displeased, but that's hardly going medieval.
Cameron: Excuse me, I said very displeased and I used my cowboy voice.

Cheerleading in my college was cool. The football players were so jealous they wouldn't even let me and my buddies, Trevor, Scotty and Ling go to their parties.

Phil

We're guys, we don't open up. We talk about sports and cars and getting up in the middle of the night to pee.

Jay

I had to actually come out to my dad three times before he acknowledged it. I'm not sure if maybe he was hoping he heard it wrong, like I said 'Dad, I'm grey.'

Mitchell
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