Modern Family Quotes
You guys exhaust me.Lily
Alex: So what're you gonna do in Utah.
Andy: Well, me and my girlfriend haven’t seen each other in a while so we're gonna be like a couple bunny rabbits…
Andy: Hopping all over town.
Phil: Those drops are really hanging on. I’m like Han Solo when he came out of the carbonite. Nothing?
Alex: I get it. Star Trek.
Phil: You’re breaking my heart.
Manny: Hey mom, can you see this?
Gloria: What pimple?
Mitchell: Hey, Best Man.
Claire: Hello, blushing bride.
Mitchell: I feel like I should hate that more.
Oh calm down. This can’t be the first time you've woken up with other men in your bedroom.Pepper
I don't know whether or not to be angry or impressed.Claire
I just wish you would have come in sooner before I went to second base with Stella.Gloria
Haley: I was conceived at a Duran Duran concert?!
Alex: Classy start to a classy life.
I know it's hard to believe but I was actually a bit of a nerd back in the day. And it was suggested I was out of my league when I landed Claire, by Jay mostly. And my friends, and my parents...and Claire.Phil
Luke: What's Zima?
Phil: Just a party in a bottle. Man that reminds me of some wild times.
Maybe we can send un-vitations, is that a thing?Cam