Modern Family Quotes
That's the fourth Hawaiian shirt he's lost. I'm telling you this is a Dateline story waiting to happen!Jay
Haley: You have plenty of room!
Luke: No, move out. You're 40!
Comfort is not everything. My toes have been numb since my Quinceanera.Gloria
Mitchell: There is no easy way to ask this, but are you all high?
Claire: No Mitchell, we're happy.
Don't get me wrong the Dunphys have some great days, we just have some trouble stringing them all together.Claire
Cam: Oh my God! It feels like we have one mind and one heart.
Mitchell: And one chair.
Jay: I didn't mean for her to get hurt.
Gloria: Not her, he when he realizes not every second wife looks like this.
Wait is fire weather?Haley
Claire: There's a reason I'm the best person.
Mitchell: You know that's just a title for today right?
Claire: Yeah, I'm the best person at this wedding.
Don't cry, you'll streak your bronzer.Mitchell [to Cam]
Mitchell: This is my second favorite suit of yours.
Mitchell: Right after your birthday suit.
Cam: Hey! Cut it out, I'm practically a married man.
Half our guests are gay; we're finally giving them a good memory on a school bus.Cam