Modern Family Quotes
They say the greats never let anything affect their performance. Well maybe the greats never had a daughter who checked out during the third of five planned real time wardrobe changes. But I'm not gonna lie, it knocked me off my game.Phil
Trust me, when I get done talking to her not only will she have confessed to the crime, I might even sell her a closet.Jay
You know what I say, I might be coach but I like to travel first class!Cam
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Now there are pushy obnoxious moms, who try and get involved, nudge them towards one another...we mean well.Claire
Ew it's so sad when parents try. My mom double pierced one of her ears and I'm like "Hello! You're 50."Alex
I've been lonely. Having a mirror in my room will be like having company.Haley
What happened to him? He didn't used to be that self-conscious before high school. He used to go around in his poncho, play the band flute. I miss my old Manny.Gloria
A happy kid is like an anti-depressant. But a natural one, not the kind your husband has to find in your jewelry drawer.Phil
Haley: Oh my God I'm missing a text.
Alex: It just got real didn't it?
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Her head sounds like pop rocks.Cam
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You win an Oscar. You buy a Golden Globe.Cam
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I have a mandate and not the kind you hide from your wife.Gil
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