Modern Family Quotes
Okay, woah, this is exactly how it started out when I found out my father wasn't really in space.Dylan
Mitchell: That was a take-out menu.
Earl: I don't want that man to know where I eat.
You're not working for the rolo-dex stealing Earl Chambers!Jay
Lily: Where's the little leprechaun?
Cam: I think he's still getting dressed.
It's like being on a submarine, right?Phil
We call ourselves the artful lodgers.Cam
What is with you Americans and the foot?Gloria
As an actual glasses wearer, I find it offensive.Alex
All I wanted was to bribe my way into that school by making cubbies that stuff didn't fall out of.Jay
We're like magnets, that sometimes take a break to date other magnets.Dylan
What's going on Daddy, are we poor?Lily
Everyone has their strengths. I'm a great gift-giver.Mitchell