Modern Family

Modern Family Quotes (Page 3)

Season 4 Episode 20: "Flip Flop"

Gloria: If she learns how to froth his cappuccino I am history!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Haley: Went to college at a place called MIT.
Alex: M.I.T.
Haley: I know how to spell it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Luke: I'm not adorable, I'm getting a mustache.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 19: "The Future Dunphys"

Cam [to Lily]: You know what? You just caused a scene in a restaurant and you can't get anymore like your daddies than that.
 • Rating: Unrated

Phil: It's coming from the future and it ain't pretty.
Haley: I don't understand, in the future I'm not pretty?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cam: I knew when I was 5.
Mitchell: Everyone knew when you were 5.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jay: You know what was a rare book at my school library, one that didn't have genitals drawn all over it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lily: When am I going to get real boobs?
 • Rating: Unrated

Phil: A wise and insightful old hippie, a Jeff Bridges old hippie.
 • Rating: Unrated

Claire: Just because he's behind a curtain doesn't make him a wizard.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Manny: I've always felt out of place in public school, like a long petunia in an onion patch.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gloria: He says I make him nervous, that I care too much. That's why I not even allowed to bring him to his haircuts anymore.
 • Rating: Unrated

Phil: Haley you're not quitting, you're resigning it sounds better.
 • Rating: Unrated

Claire: Alex what have I told you about staying out past your curfew?
Alex: I need to do it more often.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Luke: Wouldn't you rather have toast that's already buttered?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 18: "The Wow Factor"

Phil: What did I say about eating things for money?
Luke: Charge the most and people will think you're worth it.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Claire: Yesterday I accidentally said eleventy five.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Luke: You're never off the court!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phil's dad: Are we gonna do that thing again where you try on different outfits like in Pretty Woman?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phil: There is no guy, I'm the guy.
 • Rating: Unrated

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