Modern Family Quotes
I know it's hard to believe but I was actually a bit of a nerd back in the day. And it was suggested I was out of my league when I landed Claire, by Jay mostly. And my friends, and my parents...and Claire.Phil
Luke: What's Zima?
Phil: Just a party in a bottle. Man that reminds me of some wild times.
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Maybe we can send un-vitations, is that a thing?Cam
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This whole persnickety thing is not gonna fly in the world. Never hand people another reason to make fun of you.Jay
Phil: You know how you can treasure special moments in your past that in no way diminish special moments in your present?
Claire: Yes sweetheart it's called having a memory.
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I'm not spending any more time under fluorescent lighting than I have to.Haley
Mitchell: Why don't we put Lily in one of Alex's shirts for the picture tonight?
Cam: She'll see right through that.
Mitchell: No you're thinking of Haley's shirts.
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Calm down Claire, your voice is getting to that pitch that disturbs out cat.Cam
Can I sit around an empty house and wait for someone? Baby I'm a realtor. I have a license for that.Phil
That's a library? I thought it was a church for a religion that didn't allow makeup.Haley
Are you saying what I think you're saying? I'm Crocodile Dunphy?!Phil
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Mitchell: I'm so nervous. Are we gonna say Hugh Jackman in a bathing suit? What do we say to Hugh Jackman in a bathing suit?
Cam: Oh my God, it's so big.
Mitchell: That's a bit direct but you know he might be flattered- oh you're talking about the boat.