Modern Family Quotes
Cam: I just can't believe I slipped into one of Gloria's dresses.
MItchell: Relax it's a maternity poncho.
Do you think we could just go downstairs and throw money at this and it would go away? I'm asking you, do you think that would work?Jay
Cam: Trust me, I have another plan.
Mitchell: Really? Because right now our daughter is walking around like a Vietnamese Annie Hall.
Right now you’re her pal and I’m just a pitchfork wielding she-devil.Mitchell [to Cam]
We’re having a little staycation but with a turkey instead of a steak!Gloria
I like staying with you but it's basically camping.Manny [to Haley]
I listened to her meringue instructions in the car last week. There was so much whipping and beating I had to pull over.Phil
News Reporter: How does your spouse feel about you coaching?
Cam: Oh this one, he's my rock, he's my Connie Britton.
Mitchell: Your Connie Britton?
Cam: Mrs. Coach on Friday Night Lights.
Haley: Did anyone see my leopard print skirt?
Phil: I saw a leopard headband on the stairs.
Haley: That's it.
Phil: Sometimes a boy might be a good distraction. I remember a certain young lady who was pretty addicted to Miss Pacman until a dashing young gent caught her eye.
Claire: Only because you were wearing a feather earring.
Phil: It wasn't a feather, it was a dreamcatcher. And it worked.
Unless you can convince Tom Brady to spend the night, I am not making breakfast for any football players…He is a football player right?Mitchell
What could be more natural than your mother’s tongue in your ear?Gloria