Lilly: Are you gonna be this cool when I like a boy?
Mitch: No
Cam: No, not a chance.

• Permalink: No, not a chance.
• Added: April 04, 2018

How many Mannys do you see through these things?

Alex

• Permalink: How many Mannys do you see through these things?
• Added: April 04, 2018

Oops, I dropped the, uh, I wanna say egg chute, but I know it's probably something more Latin-y.

• Permalink: Oops, I dropped the, uh, I wanna say egg chute, but I know it's probably something more...
• Added: April 04, 2018

Why would you do that? My ears are still developing!

Joe

• Permalink: Why would you do that? My ears are still developing!
• Added: April 04, 2018

This is house Dunphy. We fail here.

Phil

• Permalink: This is house Dunphy. We fail here.
• Added: March 28, 2018

You're one fire I can't put out. Also, grease is pretty tricky.

Bill

• Permalink: You're one fire i can't put out. Also, grease is pretty tricky.
• Added: March 28, 2018

That's gonna be tough, I can smell Cinnabon.

Jay

• Permalink: That's gonna be tough, I can smell Cinnabon.
• Added: March 28, 2018

You sound like Austin Powers, man.

Bill

• Permalink: You sound like Austin Powers, man.
• Added: March 28, 2018

That's right. I'm a little smarter than people think. But lucky too! That moose almost ruined everything!

Hayley

• Permalink: That's right. I'm a little smarter than people think. But lucky too! That moose almost ruined...
• Added: March 21, 2018

You two did hip hop without us?

Mitch

• Permalink: You two did hip hop without us?
• Added: March 21, 2018

She trashed the room. Looked the The Who was staying there.

Jay

• Permalink: She trashed the room. Looked the The Who was staying there.
• Added: March 21, 2018

You can't drink. You have to stay sober to drive the rest of us home.

Jay

• Permalink: You can't drink. You have to stay sober to drive the rest of us home.
• Added: March 21, 2018