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Modern-family

I don't think I can get through this without crying. Maybe we should just go on to the cold cuts.

Manny

I'm Columbian, I know a fake crime scene when I see one.

Gloria

She's one of my 447 friends. Everyone wants a slice.

Phil

You're doing that thing when you say what I want you to say, but your tone seems mean.

Phil

He's the suckiest suck of all time.

Mitchell

Lots of stuff that doesn't kill you makes you weaker.

Manny

Haley: Oh my God, gross, I can't even picture you with a woman.
Claire: Thank you.

If my daughter can stand up then so can I.

Mitchell

I am going to do what I am trained to do. I am going to lie, grovel, debase myself until I get what I want. I am a lawyer, damn it.

Mitchell
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