Modern Family

Modern Family Season 1 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 1 Episode 23: "Hawaii"

Jay: I just ordered an extra-long straw to avoid accidentally doing a sit-up
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mitchell: Sweet Lady Gaga... that is good.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jay: I decided to get in better shape quick. Didn't want to end up like my old man. Although he did die doing what he loved - refusing service to hippies who came into his store.
 • Rating: Unrated

Luke: We had a fire drill last night. Not the hotel. Just me and Manny.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Luke: Manny's the worst roommate ever. Everything he finds, he folds.
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Phil: Just to be clear, I'm not condoning eating your kids, but I sure as heck know why giraffes do it.
Claire: What?!?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phil: There she is. The prettiest white woman on Maui.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Manny [in his Hawaiian hotel room]: Score, this place has an iron in the closet!
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 22: "Airport"

Haley: Look at him getting coffee and not putting chocolate in it! He's so mature!
 • Rating: Unrated

Cam: I have an uncle that can only wear bell-bottoms. Hand to God.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cam: People always say I scream Hawaii.
Mitchell: Who says that?
Cam: People...
Mitchell: What people?
Cam: ...You don't know them.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Manny: I'm just a boy trying to bring style back to travel.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jay: Could you make it a double? I'm traveling with my family.
 • Rating: Unrated

Phil: A Realtor's just a ninja in a blazer. The average burglar breaks in and leaves clues everywhere. But not me. I'm completely clueless.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Cameron: This is a coup. When you get in with Jasper, doors open. He's a legacy at Happy Time Preschool.
 • Rating: Unrated

Phil: You're such a great mother. Sometimes I wish you were my mother.
Claire: Oh gosh. I'm already queasy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Phil: I know I got a lot of baggage, but don't worry, I'm seeing a therapist. Just kidding. I'm fine.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jay: Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven and landed on earth.
Gloria: I didn't... oh, because I'm an angel!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 21: "Travels With Scout"

Mitchell: Cameron's moment went on for a really, really long time. Turns out I could've run to the party and made it back for the end of his moment.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dylan's band mate: Dude, you should label those sticks.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

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